🐳 When I was 11, my mom & my brother & I went on a cross country road trip; on a quirky pilgrimage we called “Tacky Tours” to see every weird, small town attraction, odd history, and kitsch along the way. We stayed in a lot of hotels, and my only request was a swimming pool. I LOVE swimming. My mom usually made it happen! One night, we pull into a motel in Indiana, at like 8pm, and the pool closed at 9, and it was empty. I rushed over and started swimming. Suddenly, I see a dark shadow swimming above my head and it turns out A FREAKING MUSKRAT HAD FALLEN IN AND WAS FLAILING JUST ABOVE MY HEAD. So I ran away, the motel owners’ totally stoned sons came and catapulted the thing out of the swimming area with a FREAKING POOL SKIMMER while giggling the whole time. Moral of the story: always read hotel reviews. 🐳
Happy Fri-YAY, ya’ll! On cloud wine & feeling fine for the weekend! Sip, sip, hooray!
I’m officially starting my countdown to the Adirondack Food & Wine Festival in Lake George, NY! I’ll be heading up next weekend for the fest in June 29 & 30! Today on the blog more deets about @adkwinefestlg and events, reviews, and links to all the info you need! Link in bio! #ad
Ya’ll. Last night, while cooking dinner together, I totally (kinda) NAILED IT at slicing an avocado. I triumphantly turned to Preston and said, “If you ever had any doubt that your wife is FREAKING PERFECT - Bam! Check this out”. He didn’t even look up from his cutting board and nonchalantly said, “I never had any doubts about that.”
Y’all. My heart. That was so nice I started tearing up. There’s no point to this except that my husband is amazing and perfect and I love him and I’m pretty sure that even if we suck at adulting, we’re slaying this whole marriage thing. ❤️
☀️ If you want to fall down some VERY wholesome and awesome YouTube rabbit holes, these are my suggestions: Teens saying goofy things after getting their wisdom teeth out, puppy and kitten fails, people filling swimming pools with things (like Jello or Orbeeze), theatre fails, interviews with Julie Andrews, compilations of actors breaking during SNL skits, & the Christmas Dance number from White Christmas. Just in case you needed an extra bit of sunshine today. ☀️any other YouTube suggestions?!
My peanut is currently, right meow, in his audition for @jeopardy and every time the group laughs or claps I want to cry because I’m so happy for him! This has been one of his biggest dreams and he’s so close! (and apparently most people do not bring personal cheerleaders to wait in the lobby!). Wish lots of luck, broken legs, merde, prayer, wishes, spells, and all around goodness to the smartest guy I know! 🥜🧠💕